Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
i’ve always wanted an attractive best guy friend who will hang out with me 24/7 and people be like “omg is he your boyfriend” and i’ll be like “oh no he is my bff” and they get all jealous cause we say ily all the time and after some years being bff and single he proposes and then i’ll get a mini heart attack
I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah