Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
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i’ve always wanted an attractive best guy friend who will hang out with me 24/7 and people be like “omg is he your boyfriend” and i’ll be like “oh no he is my bff” and they get all jealous cause we say ily all the time and after some years being bff and single he proposes and then i’ll get a mini heart attack
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my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
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why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards
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